She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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