is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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