You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
