Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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