I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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