You really coming over, don't trick.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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