I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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