i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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