They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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