Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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