And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Shame is for Republicans.
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