just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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