What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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