Pants 0. Shit 1.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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