Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
