Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
why is half of my head shaved?
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