So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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