I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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