Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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