Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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