I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
