I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
