Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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