i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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