She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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