Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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