So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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