we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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