4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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