if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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