Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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