They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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