CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
the raccoons are back...
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