have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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