I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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