There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I need water and some morals
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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