i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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