Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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