My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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