It's Friday. Sex?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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