i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my sisters under your porch take her home
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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