so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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