I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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