The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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