Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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