Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
areolas are like halos for boobs.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You were trust falling into bushes
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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