I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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