I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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I need you to use more vowels.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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