shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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