I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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